Monday, January 14, 2013

Underrated Sci-Fi Horror Films

My picks for underappreciated sci-fi horror classics.

 

#1 - Event Horizon (1997)



My favorite Paul W.S. Anderson film. In 2047, a rescue crew is sent to investigate the titular Event Horizon, a spaceship that mysteriously disappeared while testing an experimental gravity drive. It is later revealed that the gravity drive transported the ship to Hell and it's now able to conjure up everyone onboard's worst fears. The concept of something being able to manifest as your worst fear has always fascinated me because of its endless possibilities. Think about it: the monster(s) spawned from fear would be something different for each person, and the combination of all those manifestations is potentially terrifying, a la The Thing or The Cabin In The Woods. Many of the entries on this list stem from that concept. This wonderfully dark film expands upon this idea in an inventive way and the results are gory, disturbing and gloriously creative. Powered by an excellent cast lead by Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne, the film's frenetic pace, brooding atmosphere and impressive special effects work so well together and really make the story come alive. Anderson has an eye for the theatrical which makes it a engaging watch.

#2 - Deep Rising (1998)


Director: Stephen Sommers

The ridiculous premise is goes full bore, utilizing the colorful characters, viciously nasty gore, impressive stunts and unusual setting to outstanding effect. Treat Williams has always made an excellent badass and here he's at his finest as the awesomely-named Finnegan. He chews the scenery and handles the cheesy one-liners with ease, particularly when he's toting a shotgun and/or riding a jet ski. Famke Janessen is the attractive love interest, and Kevin O'Connor is delightful as Finnegan's first mate Joey. As comic relief, his voice may get annoying, but he remains funny in small doses. The supporting cast of mercenaries is headed by Djimon Hounsou, Wes Studi, Cliff Curtis, Jason Flemyng and Clifton Powell. Their team of cocky, macho mercs is highly reminiscent of Aliens and Predator. The monster itself is creative and threatening, and the final showdown is everything you could hope for, especially the ending "jet ski monster chase", which is one of best and most original chase scenes I've had the pleasure of watching. Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra) always delivers, and this is one of his best!

 

#3 - Demolition Man (1993)


Director: Marco Brambilla

That tagline: "The 21st Century's Most Dangerous Cop. The 21st Century's Most Ruthless Criminal. The Future Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Them." sells it from the get-go. I love this gleefully insane film. It really develops its concept in a fun and visually arresting way, providing action, humor and thrills in equal measure. Stallone at the height of his career, colliding with Snipes during his early 90's string of slick action roles makes for an over-the-top but satisfyingly entertaining sci-fi adventure. The supporting cast is well utilized, with Sandra Bullock in a sweet but sincere deputy role and Dennis Leary as a rat-burger-lovin' rebel. The set design, the cryo-facility and history museum in particular are very cool, and the futuristic gadgets give the film a dash of authenticity. Stallone & Snipes' old school muscle vs. new school technology is well-done, giving the film an edge with a hint of social commentary. It's this combination, all wrapped up in one shiny package, that makes it a pure gem that I wholeheartedly recommend. 

#4 - Sphere (1998)

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Director: Barry Levinson

This was not well-received and I really don't understand why. The ensemble cast is terrific, with Dustin Hoffman and Sam Jackson turning in fun, believable performances. Jackson's voice electrifies Crichton's science-heavy dialogue, making the technical jargon interesting and more importantly, informative. Liev Schreiber, Peter Coyote and Sharon Stone all handle their roles well, though Stone can get annoying (which may be the point). As mentioned above, it touches upon one of my favorite sci-fi ideas: people's fear manifesting itself. It affords so many creative possibilities for insane fear scenarios a la Nightmare On Elm Street 3, or monstrous abominations in the vein of The Thing. This film takes the idea literally, as once you go inside the Sphere, you can manifest all sorts of things, not just fears. It affords a number of clever scenarios, the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea book immediately coming to mind. It does differ from the book in some ways, but nothing that I felt was particularly blasphemous. Crichton's writing style can be hard to translate into a solid screenplay, but Kurt Wimmer (who is a much better writer than director, save for Equilibrium) pulls it off nicely. The science-fiction and horror maintain a nice balance; the horror helped considerably by Elliot Goldenthal's brooding score and some nail-biting setpieces involving a variety of deadly marine life. Adam Greenberg's cinematography is just gorgeous to look at...I'm mean the guy did both Terminator films (two of my all-time favorites). Barry Levinson's adept direction and good pacing round out the docket. Sadly, most people don't remember this film, but it is one of Crichton's better adaptations and a damn fine sci-fi thriller.

#5 - The Quiet Earth (1985)

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Director: Geoff Murphy

A poignant last man on Earth story featuring a fantastic performance from Bruno Lawrence. He's convincing and has a good screen presence, which is very important when it comes to films like this. The post-apocalyptic scenery is well-realized and impressive considering the small budget. The score is surprisingly epic and suits the mood nicely. The best part however is the cryptic, dream-like ending which showcases one of the most striking visuals I've ever seen.

#6 - Screamers (1995)

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Director: Christian Duguay

While the poster is disappointing, the film is not. It's low budget but well-made sci-fi with a nifty premise and interesting identity themes. Peter Weller plays a war-weary soldier on a planet that's protected by machines called 'screamers' that hunt humans...and they're evolving. Some of the effect work is shoddy, but given the budgetary limitations I'm shocked with how much they pulled off.

#7 - Galaxy of Terror (1981)

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Director: Bruce D. Clark

My favorite Roger Corman movie that deals with people's fears manifesting themselves yet again, this time on a mysterious planet. It's one of the finest B-movies ever produced, chock full of cool visuals, chunky gore and boobies galore. The cast, including future horror icons Robert Englund and Sid Haig, is totally game and the set design and effects by a young James Cameron gave us a glimpse of his ingenuity.

#8 - Lifeforce (1985)

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Director: Tobe Hooper

This crazy space vampire movie from Tobe Hooper just doesn't get talked about enough. It has big ideas and executes them very well. The cast is solid, the special effects are stunning and the visuals and score are top-notch.

#9 - The Faculty (1998)

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Director: Robert Rodriguez

A sci-fi horror gem in the vein of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. While it is a product of the 90's, a great cast (and I do mean GREAT...from Josh Hartnett's stoner scientist to the T-1000 himself all do an excellent job), cool ideas, nifty effects and a gnarly misanthropic vibe make this a worthwhile watch from one man film crew Robert Rodriguez.

#10 - Soldier (1998)

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Director: Paul W.S. Anderson

Straight up sci-fi that utilizes a wonderful mix of potent action executed with practical effects and a nifty survival/retribution storyline. Kurt Russell doesn't say much as Todd, but he doesn't have to. He is a soldier through and through, letting his bravery and instincts take charge. He's joined by Gary Busey being pretty much himself and Jason Issacs as a sniveling military twat. And I'll always remember Jason Scott-Lee as the evil, scarred counterpart to Russell's supposedly-obsolete character because he also recently played Mowgli in the live action adaptation of The Jungle Book.

One of my favorite aspects is the set design and extensive use of practical effects. The trash planet set, crudely built from scrap and junk, is impressive and the gargantuan crawlers always fascinated me as a kid. I always really enjoyed movies with cool military weapons and futuristic technology. Uniquely, this came out in the tail-end of the 90's where CGI was beginning to take hold and overrun the industry, but a lot of directors were able to secure modest budgets in the range of $30 to $65 million which they used to construct huge sets and crazy vehicles with elaborate special effects involved. I miss that age of big-budget 90's action flicks.

Anywho, the end is a wild First Blood-style battle where Todd employs guerrilla warfare and booby traps to pick off his foes one by one. It's delightfully creative and satisfying to watch. People give Paul W.S. Anderson so much shit but he always knew how to stage and shoot a good action scene.

#11 - Dark Angel (1990)

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A pure 80's movie packed with ridiculous one-liners and alien ass-kicking by Dolph Lundgren. The bad guy is an alien who shoots sawblades and repeatedly whispers "I come in peace" hence the title. The less said the better, just watch it. Alternately known as Dark Angel, which just doesn't compare.

#12 - Cube (1997)


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Director: Vincenzo Natali

Low-budget, high concept science fiction about people trapped in a giant Rubik's cube of booby-trapped rooms that dice, melt and dismember those who trigger them. Love this one.

#13 - Phantoms (1998)

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Director: Joe Chapelle

This groovy flick has bad reputation for reasons I'm not clear on. It features a very cool concept and a pretty good cast. It sets up it dreadful atmosphere well with the deserted town and eerie occurrences, strikingly similar to Stephen King. It has some nice nods to The Thing too. I dig the hell out of Phantoms.

#14 - Pandorum (2009)

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Director: Christian Alvart

Superb sound design and a claustrophobic setting enhance this space horror film. It's packed with cool ideas and a few great performances. This is one that just doesn't get talked about or praised enough.

#15 - Hardware (1990)


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Director: Richard Stanley

..coming soon..

Sunday, January 13, 2013

Films I've Seen In 2013


This is a list of every film I've watched this year, in chronological order. Right now, it will only include theatrical releases from 2013. Most of these I went to see at the theater, but there are a few films that I've watched on home video because I either missed them in theaters or they weren't playing in my area (or the U.S.).

#1 - Texas Chainsaw 3D



Date Watched: 1/11/13

I'm still making my final call on this one, but it's leaning toward the good side. I enjoyed what Lionsgate tried to do here: take an ailing horror franchise and try to give it a new spin while retaining what made it fun in the first place. It begins immediately after the events of the original 1974 film (incorporating footage from it in an ingenious way) and expands the story in an unusual way, that I know many will reject, but I embraced it because the TCM franchise needed an injection of fresh blood. The cast is solid, with lead hottie Alexandra Daddario giving us her all, while the sinister scenery and creepy cinematography deserve special mention.

 

Rating: 7/10

 

#2 - Zero Dark Thirty



Date Watched: 1/13/13

A thrilling depiction of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Jessica Chastain's brilliant, emotionally-charged performance and Kathryn Bigelow's taut direction propel this meticulous masterpiece. Chastain is outstanding, delving into her obsessive CIA agent role with skill and ease. She should win Best Actress, no questions asked. The scene where she introduces herself to the Director of the CIA by saying "I'm the motherfucker who found him" will be remembered for years to come. She's helped by a stellar supporting cast, Mark Strong, Kyle Chandler and Jason Clarke in particular. The story is told in a captivating way, thanks to Bigelow, who handles the intelligence and military aspects with equal expertise. Usually, films set in the Middle East don't do much visually, but once the third act rolls around, things became a bit more cinematic and my eyes never left the screen. I hope Zero Dark Thirty cleans up at the Oscars...this is potent filmmaking at its finest and should not be missed!

 

Rating: 10/10 

 

#3 - Gangster Squad


Date Watched: 1/15/13

Much better than I was expecting. The cast sizzles, the action is violent, and the 1940's setting is dazzling to look at. I enjoyed the hell out of Sean Penn as Mickey Cohen - he went all-out and made a convincing bad guy. Josh Brolin just screams noir detective and handles the lead role with charm and badassery. Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, Robert Patrick and Anthony Mackie round out the solid ensemble cast. This was director Ruben Fleischer's first non-comedic film and I think he did a damn fine job with everything from the thrilling action and bloody, visceral violence to the stylish visuals and authentic soundtrack. It's not perfect though. I would've liked more action and more character development, but it was already pushing two hours. Plus, who knows how much the film was affected by the delayed release due to the Aurora shootings. It can feel a tad uneven at times, but never in a glaring way. Still, I feel adding 15 more minutes would've fleshed things out so much more. Nevertheless, the finished film is worth a watch.


Rating: 8/10 


#4 - The Last Stand


Date Watched: 1/20/13

A return to form for Schwarzenegger (and it was goddamn refreshing to see his name above the title again!) I was expecting mediocrity at best, but was pleasantly surprised by what this flick had to offer. The trailer doesn't do a very good job of selling the movie, focusing too much on Arnold's age. The final product is a vintage 90's action flick jam-packed with violence, excitement and ONE-LINERS! If you grew up loving 90's action films, this bullet-riddled extravaganza will transport you back to those good ol' days. The direction by Kim Ji-Woon is eye-catchingly kinetic, while most of the effects pulled off practically, which is a HUGE bonus in this age of CGI-overload. Arnold and the remainder of the cast do an admirable job, considering what they have to work with. The action is engaging and occasionally nail-biting, helped considerably by Schwarzenegger who is an expert at this stuff by now. All-in-all, this flick delivers exactly what it promises and comes highly recommended!

 

Rating: 8/10 

 

#5 - Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters


Date Watched: 1/26/13

GO SEE THIS. Endlessly entertaining, it's the prime example of a guilty pleasure. It goes all out, making the most of its premise, constantly impressing me with its ingenuity. I don't know what critics are expecting with this kind of movie. The trailer shows you exactly what you're getting: a stylish, modernized expansion of the Grimm fairy tale featuring blood-soaked action and cool practical effects. Think 2004's Van Helsing but better. The witch designs in particular are impressive and unique. Further sweetening the deal is an able cast, kinetic direction, nudity for the sake of nudity, a killer score and some downright gorgeous scenery and cinematography. I shit you not, this is well worth seeing...it delivered everything I was hoping for and more.

 

Rating: 9/10 

 

#6 - Mama


Date Watched: 1/31/13

I was expecting a generic, by-the-numbers horror movie, but was surprised to find an unsettling and effective ghost story. The story has fairy tale quality to it (even beginning with "Once Upon A Time") and maintains a brooding atmosphere throughout. Jessica Chastain and the two child actresses all give excellent performances. It utilizes a good combination of jump scares and haunting sound design to deliver some downright creepy moments. The film also looks amazing, showcasing some of producer Guillermo del Toro's trademarks such as insects and amber/teal cinematography, which only enhances the film even more. I may be heaping a bit too much praise upon it, especially after the stinker that was Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark, but for a modern PG-13 horror film, this one ranks up there as one of the better ones!

 

Rating: 7.5/10 

 

#7 - Bullet To The Head 


Date Watched: 2/10/13

Bullet To The Head was decent but terribly generic. It brings nothing particularly new to the table, but it's action-packed, violent and chock full of nudity. Seriously, every chick in this movie is at least topless. The colorful supporting characters are fun and saturated visuals look great, plus the climactic axe fight is satisfying. Worth a watch if you like action flicks, but don't go in expecting much. Walter Hill, you can do better!

 

Rating: 5.5/10

 

#8 - Side Effects


Date Watched: 2/11/13

Steven Soderbergh continues his streak of outstanding films with Side Effects. The cast is stellar, with everyone turning solid, believable performances, particularly Jude Law and Rooney Mara. This is also Catherine Zeta-Jones' best film in quite some time. The story is smart, engaging and will keep you guessing up until the thrilling end. Multiple times I thought I had things figured out, but then the plot would twist and go in another direction, which is fantastic and really speaks for the screenplay. Soderbergh's trademark washed-out visuals and eclectic musical choices are subdued but still effective. Many of the shots are confining and empty, which heightened the tension and made the New York setting fresh again. There's also a little bit of social commentary on the healthcare system and shady business ethics. I highly recommend this film!

 

Rating: 9/10

 

#9 - A Good Day To Die Hard


Date Watched: 2/17/13

It's interesting how the Die Hard franchise has evolved over the years. The first film is arguably the greatest action movie ever made, while the second (Die Hard 2: Die Harder) and third (Die Hard With A Vengeance) are solid, grade-A action films. Then they revived the franchise in 2007 with Live Free Or Die Hard that while inferior, was still good and had a nifty old school muscle versus new school technology theme. However, the character of John McClane had become an icon in the passing years and it showed starting with part 4. In the first three, there was a real sense of danger that McClane might not make it, but since then, he's become an invincible action hero who has it all under control no matter how desperate the situation. And while that works for Arnold and Sly, it was that sense of danger that separated McClane from his action brethren. This brings me to the 5th film, A Good Day To Die Hard. As much as I love seeing Bruce Willis do his thing as John McClane, no once during the film did he seem like he was worried they might fail, and therein lies the core problem. Seeing McClane shoot, fight and drive his way through all the insane action the film has to offer is fun, but there's absolutely nothing at stake so there's not a hint of tension or excitement. The characters are paper thin, the bad guys are just there to get shot and everyone looks like they can't wait to go home. I must say the plot was way more involved than it had to be, but it was cool seeing them incorporate the Chernobyl disaster into the story. All in all, this is just a mindless actioner, unworthy of the Die Hard name and an insult to the franchise.

 

Rating: 4/10

 

#10 - Oz: The Great And Powerful


Date Watched: 3/24/13

Formulaic but entertaining. Sam Raimi's crack at the Land of Oz is full of wonder and brightly-colored visuals, but a tad lacking in the character department. The result is a bit lopsided but it's still a delightful and occasionally frightening family film. James Franco plays his role well, not over-acting but turning on the charm at the right time. Rachel Weisz makes a conniving, devious witch, while Michelle Williams' good witch Glinda is spot-on. Mila Kunis is the weak point as the eventual Wicked Witch. She's got the look and the laugh but none of the menace of the original. The story has its share of twists and turns but maintains a firm connection to the Oz mythos, utilizing familiar locations but also exploring a few new areas. I was expecting something a bit darker in tone, especially considering Raimi's horror roots, but everything is pretty tame save for one moment at the end. All in all, the trip back to Oz was fun, but not as fun as it was in 1939 or 1985.

 

Rating: 6.5/10

 

#11 - Olympus Has Fallen


Date Watched: 3/28/13

Olympus Has Fallen is what Die Hard 5 should've been. It's one man against a bunch of terrorists inside a cool building. It also reminded me of 1997's Air Force One. Gerard Butler is back to his ass-kicking ways, and thankfully so. Aaron Eckhart makes a superb president and the supporting cast including Morgan Freeman and Angela Bassett does a fine job. The action is violent and intense, pulling no punches...a LOT of people die. Director Antoine Fuqua is in his element here and gives us lots of cool visuals and crowd-pleasing moments. Go see this one!

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#12 - G.I. Joe Retaliation


Date Watched: 3/30/13

Everything I was hoping for and more! Eye-popping action, an able and engaging cast and slight self-awareness propel this superb popcorn flick. The stakes are even higher this time around with a full-on world domination scheme that would make any 80's or 90's cartoon villain proud. Cobra Commander made a much better bad guy this time around. The Rock owns his lead role and the rest of the cast really nails the team dynamic. And apparently the movie delay was not because of reshoots to include more Channing Tatum, who does indeed die in the beginning. Even Bruce Willis, who could've easily phoned it in, does a good job. The action is outstanding, featuring a plethora of cool gadgets, impressive practical stuntwork and fight choreography all beautifully enhanced by some stellar 3D. The mountain ninja battle was the show-stopper. I really have no complaints; it met my ridiculously high expectations. GO JOE!

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#13 - Jurassic Park 3D


Date Watched: 4/6/13

Jurassic Park was just as incredible as when I saw it 20 years ago! And as old as that makes me feel, it holds up flawlessly and I'm glad that it's been one of my all-time favorite films since I was 7-years-old. Everything about it is damn near perfect from the clever writing and masterful direction to the brilliant casting and groundbreaking special effects. The 3D just enhances the experience, particularly the action scenes. 'Nuff said...GO SEE IT AGAIN!

 

Rating: 10/10 (and always will be) 

 

#14 - Evil Dead


Date Watched: 4/11/13


A solid reboot that tells its own story but also retains the core elements that made Raimi's splatterfests so successful. The cast does a decent job with what they're given and the isolated cabin setting is sufficiently spooky. The showstopper here is the INSANE gore, almost all of which is done with practical effects, that will have you squirming and wincing until the very end. The ingenuity of the violence is impressive in a sadistic way, particularly when a girl saws off her own arm and another chainsaws the ever-living shit out of someone. Can't wait for the rumored unrated cut. If you're a horror fan or a gorehound, you need to see this flick immediately! And stay after the credits...

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#15 - Oblivion


Date Watched: 4/21/13

A gripping science-fiction tale that harkens back to sci-fi films of old (Silent Running & 2001: A Space Odyssey immediately come to mind). It takes its time to create a believable world full of intrigue, mystery and nifty technology, but this is time well spent. The apocalyptic visuals are among the best I've seen (take that Roland Emmerich!), thanks to the masterful direction of Joseph Kosinski, who's quickly becoming one of my favorite directors. The story doesn't spell things out, which is rather refreshing in the current age of spoon-fed storytelling; it leaves some things up to the audience to decide. Tom Cruise and the rest of the cast do an admirable job, and the score is outstanding, like Tron: Legacy before it. I recommend this one, whether you're a sci-fi fan or not!


Rating: 7.5/10

 

#16 - Pain & Gain 


Date Watched: 4/29/13

After spending six years playing with robotic toys, explosion master Michael Bay gives us Pain & Gain, a so-crazy-it-must-be-true black comedy about a couple of dimwitted bodybuilders who hatch a ridiculous kidnapping/extortion scheme that eventually turns sour. This is definitely Bay's most grounded film, not just in scale but in execution, and in a weird way it may be his best film thematically because of it. However, the film still suffers from Bay's ham-fisted direction and ADD-style editing, but the biggest problem is that the characters are so unlikable and bafflingly stupid that you find yourself rolling your eyes and hoping to God they fail. While this may be the point, it only hurts the overall film. The actors are all excellent though, especially Wahlberg who plays his delusional meathead almost too well. The dark comedy works for the most part, though the laughs aren't as plentiful as I was expecting. I think seeing it once is enough for me.

 

Rating: 6/10

 

#17 - Iron Man 3


Date Watched: 5/3/13

Shane Black injects new energy into the Iron Man franchise using many of his tried & true trademarks. It's set during Christmas-time, features a lot of dark, death-related jokes, and nails the buddy cop dynamic that Black practically invented along with Walter Hill & Company. If you're not familiar with this man, remedy that as soon as possible. This film had a lot to live up to, being the first Phase 2 Marvel movie after the astounding Avengers and to make up for the lackluster Iron Man 2. It succeeds in both areas, as a smaller scale but emotionally-charged mini-epic. It improves in almost every area that Iron Man 2 failed, particularly in the villain department. Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce make a credible dual threat, ranking miles above the confused, non-threatening Mickey Rourke/Sam Rockwell debacle that Tony Stark faced in Part 2. Perhaps the most intriguing aspect is how sci-fi heavy the story gets...but also how well it handles it. It shows Black maturing as a filmmaker, tackling a different genre that he already seems quite comfortable in. The stakes are higher, the characters resonate unbelievably well and everything just melds together in a disarming way, thanks to Black's superb direction. The action setpieces are wildly inventive, humorous and just the right amount of over-the-top. The skydiving mid-air rescue is particularly pulse-pounding and raises the bar for not only the upcoming Man Of Steel but all future aerial superhero antics. It wasn't perfect, running a skosh too long and experiencing the occasional logical speedbump, but it speaks volumes of Marvel's future plans and is worth seeing WITHOUT A FREAKIN' DOUBT!

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#18 - The Great Gatsby


Date Watched: 5/12/13

The Great Gatsby was excellent. I was never a huge fan of the book, but the flashy trailer and curious cast piqued my interest. I loved the performances all around, especially DiCaprio who continues to impress with his charm and bravado. I also thought Joel Edgerton gave a convincing performance, further broadening his range. Visually, everything pops with the color and verve that director Baz Luhrmann is known for, only now in eye-catching 3D. Gatsby's lavish parties are a shiny whirlwind of decadence and excess, and it's hard to resist their allure. Juxtaposing brilliantly with the visuals is the film's stellar soundtrack, an eclectic old-timey mix of modern pop. It's anachronistic, sure, but it fits perfectly. At 143 minutes I expected the story to drag, but the film's brisk pace prevents this and keeps your eyes glued to the screen. I enjoyed this film way more than I thought I would and recommend seeing it!

 

Rating: 9/10

 

#19 - Star Trek Into Darkness


Date Watched: 5/15/13

A stellar sequel to the rousing 2009 reboot. It picks up right where we left off, upping the stakes to an epic level but still retaining the emotional core that made its predecessor so good. The main characters continue to flourish, while the new cast members are a welcome addition. Benedict Cumberbatch steals the show on multiple occasions with his magnetic presence and sly tongue, and the always reliable Peter Weller impresses as the head of Starfleet. Some characters are a bit underused, mainly Bones and Sulu, but they're still relevant and fun. The story expands the (new) universe by introducing many Trek staples including Klingons, photon torpedoes, the secretive Section 31, and even freakin' Tribbles, all with a modern spin. They retain just the right amount of familiarity but still feel fresh. The film has a nice spiritual connection to Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, bridging the alternate continuities as well as espousing ideas on fate and parallel universes. Finally, the action is spectacular. From the dazzling opening sequence to the brutal ass-kickery in the final showdown, everything remains exciting and mesmerizing throughout, complemented by Michael Giacchino's outstanding score. My only real complaint is that the film feels a bit rushed, even at 133 minutes. Certain plot elements and minor characters feel underdeveloped or out of place because they come and go so quickly, most likely cut for time or pacing reasons. This is bound to happen with so much going on and they may be saving some of these elements for future sequels, but to introduce them and not do anything with them makes you feel a bit cheated. However, it really doesn't hinder the overall film too much, which you should definitely see!


Rating: 8/10

 

#20 - Fast & Furious 6


Date Watched: 5/25/13

I applaud what Universal is doing with the Fast & Furious franchise, even with the increasingly ridiculous titles (2 Fast 2 Furious anyone?). Universal doesn't have any huge money-making franchises like the other studios do, so they transformed what was once a street racing series into an action-packed heist series. Fast Five pulled off this transition in smashing fashion, so this flick had a lot to live up to. While it doesn't quite top its predecessor, Fast & Furious 6 is still a rousing sequel filled with great characters, delightful humor and insane action. As an action movie lover, it gives you everything you could want and more. Two setpieces in particular are mindblowingly awesome: a gleefully destructive freeway chase involving muscle cars and a GODDAMN tank and the finale, which has our heroes taking down an enormous Russian cargo plane using harpoon guns and pure, beat-your-face-in brutality; it's pure spectacle. Justin Lin has proven himself as a top-notch action director with an eye for detail and a sleek visual style. The story is simple but involving with a few twists and turns to keep things interesting. The returning characters are just as entertaining as before (The Rock's Luke Hobbs remains as badass as ever - this guy needs his own movie) with the excellent additions of Luke Evans as an intelligent villain and Gina Carano as Hobbs' ass-kicking second-in-command.  Shaw's villain and his team of mercs could've used more screen time, but with so many characters this was bound to happen. Finally, the post credits scene brilliantly sets up Fast 7 and had me smiling from ear to ear. There's not much else to say; at this point you should know exactly what you're getting with these movies. Enjoy!

 

Rating: 8.5/10

 

#21 - Now You See Me


Date Watched: 6/1/13

Ah, magician movies. This strangely specific genre resurfaces every few years and for some reason, the resulting films always seem to come out in pairs. Back in 2006, we had The Prestige and The Illusionist (and you could argue Scoop, but that's a stretch) and this year we have The Incredible Burt Wonderstone and Now You See Me. It's a hard genre to do right because the magic angle can be abused to make up for lazy writing and cheap twists. I still think The Prestige did it best, mostly because director Christopher Nolan didn't use the magic angle as a crutch, but as a means to propel an intriguing revenge tale. Now You See Me follows a similar path, but pushes the magic angle to an extreme, almost laughably unbelievable level. That doesn't make it a bad movie, but some of the things that occur onscreen make it REALLY hard to suspend your disbelief, and it takes you out of the movie. However, if you can turn your brain off and enjoy it for what it is, it's a heck of a lot of fun. What helps the film immensely is its engaging cast and unique storyline. Nobody phones it in (surprisingly) and they make the most of their underdeveloped roles. I particularly enjoyed Woody Harrelson and Mark Ruffalo, who clearly had fun and don't take things too seriously. In a market saturated with sequels, prequels, remakes and reboots, the story feels fresh and is a nice change of pace, even if it does come off as unbalanced because of the multitude of characters. My biggest qualm is the overuse of crappy-looking CGI in lieu of practical magic tricks. It is impossible for stage magicians to use CGI to create their illusions so seeing the ones in the film pulled off with CGI just comes off as lazy and insulting. They should've consulted with the biggest names in the business (David Copperfield, etc) to create some truly spectacular illusions to really sell the movie. Bottom line: worth checking out but turn your brain off and don't go in expecting too much.

 

Rating: 6.5/10

 

#22 - Dark Skies


Date Watched: 6/8/13 (Blu-ray)

The trailer made this movie look derivative and cliche, so I was pleasantly surprised to find a creepy and effective PG-13 sci-fi/horror flick. Though there are a few boo scares, the majority of the film takes its time to build suspense and get under your skin, which is much scarier in my opinion. The cast does a good job, nothing to write home about. I've never been a big Keri Russell fan, but here she's decent. Josh Hamilton looks remarkably like Justin Bartha from the National Treasure and Hangover series; I swear they're the same guy. There's not much else to say really. If you like supernatural thrillers, this one more than fits the bill.

 

Rating: 6.5/10

 

#23 - This Is The End


Date Watched: 6/13/13

Vulgar, violent and absolutely hysterical.  The whole cast is outstanding, playing semi-exaggerated but believable versions of themselves. They all have great chemistry and play off each other perfectly, resulting in both hilarity and genuine pathos. Danny McBride steals the show, playing the worst person you'd want to be stuck with in a disaster situation. Even if you don't get the "actors playing nuttier versions of themselves" gag, the film still works wonderfully. The ambitious story goes all out with its ridiculous biblical apocalypse premise, showing everything from the Rapture to fire-choked hellspawn. This helps the film by making things feel more authentic and setting up an epic finale. Nearly all the jokes hit their mark (though there were a few too many dick jokes), the highlight being a homemade sequel to Pineapple Express. And I LOVED all of the references and homages; the film is chock full of nods to everything from Rosemary's Baby to Terminator 2: Judgment Day. The ending is one of the most enjoyably batshit insane things I've ever seen. Highly recommended!


Rating: 9/10 

 

 #24 - Man Of Steel


Date Watched: 6/13/13 (midnight screening)

I definitely want to watch this film again before I make my final decision, but as of right now, I enjoyed it. It's an epic origin story featuring an outstanding ensemble cast and spectacular special effects, but lacking the emotional punch I was hoping for. The film underwhelms and ends up feeling more like a generic, predictable blockbuster than it should, mostly because of what Marvel is doing. Comparing it to The Avengers is unfair, but that comparison is inevitable. This isn't a deal breaker though. Henry Cavill is a perfect Superman, looking and acting the part. Russell Crowe shines as Jor-El and Michael Shannon is delightfully insane as General Zod. The action is balls-to-the-wall and a sight to behold, though it occasionally becomes mind-numbing. I wasn't a huge fan of the washed out cinematography and the overuse of lens flares was somewhat annoying. However, I really liked the triumphant score by Hans Zimmer. It probably seems like I hate this film, but my initial expectations were VERY high. Seeing it again knowing what to expect may change my view.

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#25 - Monsters University


Date Watched: 6/22/13

Pixar does it again! Monsters University is a delightful prequel that expands the first film's universe beautifully while also telling a great story. The visuals pop, the laughs are plentiful and the new characters (particularly Dean Hardscrabble) are a welcome addition. Don't miss this one, whether you're a kid or an adult!


Rating: 8/10

 

#26 - World War Z


Date Watched: 6/26/13

An excellent, character-driven horror-thriller. Despite the troubled production and the difficulty of adapting the source material, World War Z is an intense, globetrotting zombie apocalypse film packed with realistic characters, some wild setpieces and a few nifty concepts. Brad Pitt is outstanding, giving one of his best (and most subtle) performances ever. The rest of the cast doesn't get much screentime, but they do a damn fine job, James Badge Dale in particular. The story presents things in a realistic manner, detailing the global panic as well as the military and political ramifications, which I found way more interesting than I thought I would. The film's action scenes are wild but not overdone. Two scenes had me on the edge of my seat: a zombie outbreak on a plane (something I've always wanted to see) and a nail-biting scene where the characters sneak through a lab complex infested by the undead. Being PG-13, the gore is minimal but not distracting and the zombie make-up looks great. I also really dug the cinematography, which reminded me of Aliens on more than one occasion. My only real complaint is the shoddy CGI. Some of it's really good, seamlessly blended with practical effects, but other times it looks terrible, and with a budget of ~$200M, this is inexcusable. Overall, this is one of the best apocalyptic thrillers in quite some time. Go see it, even if you don't like zombie movies.


Rating: 9/10

 

#27 - White House Down


Date Watched: 7/1/13

An solid action-thriller from master of disaster Roland Emmerich. Despite being the second "White House invasion" movie this year after Olympus Has Fallen, White House Down deftly balances action, comedy and espionage thanks to its engaging ensemble cast and interesting political commentary. Channing Tatum continues to charm and Jamie Foxx is surprisingly believable as the President; they have great chemistry a la Riggs & Murtaugh. The rest of the cast does a fine job, the standout being Jason Clarke as a delightfully sinister bad guy. The political angle is thought-provoking and doesn't feel too preachy, and raises the film above your standard actioner. The action itself is intense, creative and beautifully staged thanks to Emmerich's eye for spectacle. Even though most of the film takes place inside & around the White House, Emmerich stills finds ways to create inventive action sequences. My only complaint is the overuse of CGI, particularly for the explosions. I'm starting to sound like a broken record at this point, but CGI should be used as a tool and not a crutch. Using it for everything comes off as lazy and cheap. Overall, worth checking out if you like action movies.


Rating: 7/10

 

#28 - Pacific Rim


Date Watched: 7/11/13

My most anticipated film of the year lived up to and exceeded my insanely high expectations! Pacific Rim is one of the most creative, entertaining and visually impressive movies I've seen since Jurassic Park! Guillermo del Toro masterfully creates a believable, immersive world full of colorful characters and mindblowing action setpieces. The cast is outstanding, especially considering that none of them are A-list stars. This adds some authenticity to the characters and the film's world. Charlie Hunnam, Rinko Kikuchi and Idris Elba all own their roles, while Charlie Day and Ron Perlman add some levity. The story sets things up and gets moving quickly, which was refreshing in the age of repetitive superhero origin stories. It allows del Toro to go absolutely crazy and cram as many nifty ideas as he can into the film. I don't want to spoil anything here, but there are so many cool little touches that expand the film's universe and had me smiling from ear to ear. I loved how sci-fi the film got, really taking its premise and running with it.  The monsters ("kaiju") are wildly inventive, with each one topping the previous one in terms of design and ferociousness. Watching them battle the mechs ("jaegers") is a sight to behold, even more so in this age of CGI overload. The cinematography is classic del Toro, with vibrant ambers and teals permeating every scene, and the score by Ramin Djawadi is excellent. All in all, this is an emotionally resonant, incredibly cool thrill ride from start to finish...DO NOT MISS THIS FILM!

 

Rating: 10/10

 

#29 - Upside Down


Date Watched: 7/14/13 (3D Blu-ray)

A cool sci-fi romp. The concept of two parallel worlds with opposing gravity is a wild one and the film uses it to full effect. A romance at its core, Upside Down uses its premise to tell a love story and create a unique and surprisingly deep universe at the same time. Jim Sturgess & Kirsten Dunst have good chemistry, and the supporting cast is perfect. The visuals are impressive and immersive when coupled with the gorgeous cinematography. The 3D is also fantastic. Give this a watch, it's a lot of brainy fun, if a bit formulaic.

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#30 - R.I.P.D.


Date Watched: 7/19/13

I'll be honest, I had low expectations for this movie after seeing the marketing for it. The trailer made it clear they were going for a "horror comedy" and I was hoping for a more serious and Gothic action-horror-sci-fi movie. So the film I wanted was not the film I got, but what I ended up with wasn't that bad. It's formulaic as hell but I enjoyed the cool concepts and fun visuals, as well as the performances. Jeff Bridges' character, a Wild West lawman named Roysephus Pulsifer, is hilarious as a cross between Rooster Cogburn and The Dude. He has so much fun with the role and some of his responses and expressions are absolutely priceless. Ryan Reynolds plays the straight man most of the time, something I was not expecting - I'm used to him cracking wise at every turn. Kevin Bacon always plays a good bad guy, though he's not as menacing as he once was. Mary Louise-Parker is amusing in her dry portrayal of Bridges' boss, but her screentime is limited. The story is predictable to a fault, but it has a few cool ideas like the decaying effects of the "Dead-o's" souls and the design of the R.I.P.D. headquarters. Some of the jokes fall flat due to weak dialogue or poor execution, including a running gag that's only funny once. The biggest problem is the film's special effects, which are mediocre at best. Much of the action and all of the monsters are CGI and look very cheap. This is really disappointing because the monsters could've easily been done practically in cool, creative ways a la Rick Baker, but instead we get generic, plastic-looking bad guys that are neither threatening nor memorable. With an estimated budget of $130 million, this is inexcusable...I mean c'mon, Pacific Rim just came out last week and it looks 100 times better but only cost $60 million more to make! How...what...? But I digress. It's sad because the movie had potential but squandered it as Men In Black imitator (though it IS better than Men In Black II, no question). Overall, this is a fun but forgettable flick that may not be worth seeing in the theater (know what is worth seeing? Pacific Rim. Seriously go see that instead...it's a much better film and deserves to be rewarded for its originality, now more than ever!), but it is definitely worth a rental.

 

Rating: 5/10

 

#31 - The Conjuring


Date Watched: 7/20/13

An extremely eerie and effective horror film. Director James Wan's love letter to 70's horror manages to be terrifying and compelling at the same time. The characters are fantastic, especially Patrick Wilson in a subtly damaged performance and Vera Farmiga as his wife. The 1970's vibe is right on, nailing the look and the feel as well as the soundtrack. The sound design is impeccable and is part of what makes the film so scary because it builds tension perfectly. The brilliant cinematography also enhances the dread. Wan's direction is also impressive, including some wildly creative shots and an expert sense of pacing. It reminded me of one of my all time favorite horror films, 1980's The Changeling, multiple times. One other thing that I really enjoyed as a horror fan was the Warren's "Room of Evil", filled with all sorts of creepy objects just begging for their own story. You could build a franchise or TV series around it, with each object having its own terrifying tale, similar to The Cabin In the Woods. I highly recommend this film, it's grade A horror and one of the best of the year!

 

Rating: 8.5/10

 

#32 - Trance


Date Watched: 7/23/13 (Blu-ray)

A wild psychological thriller that blurs the line between fantasy and reality. It begins as a heist film, but quickly morphs into a mind-bending character study that holds your undivided attention. The performances are outstanding, particularly James McAvoy, whose character arc is tragic yet fascinating. Rosario Dawson also stuns as an emotionally bruised hypnotherapist. The hypnosis angle propels the story and allows for an absorbing non-linear narrative with plenty of twists and turns to keep you guessing. Danny Boyle infuses the film with a hypnotic quality that serves the story and harkens back to some of his older films, namely Trainspotting and Shallow Grave (which you should check out if you haven't already). A pulsing electronic score and trippy cinematography further enhance the dream-like atmosphere. There's so much more that I want to say, however I don't want to spoil anything. If it's any indication, immediately after watching it I wanted to watch it again, which hasn't happened since 2010's Inception. If you're in the mood for a surreal film that dazzles as well as intrigues, don't miss Trance!


Rating: 8.5/10

 

#33 - Dead Man Down


Date Watched: 7/24/13 (Blu-ray)

A slow-burn neo-noir thriller. Excellent performances from Colin Farrell & Noomi Rapace anchor this stylish revenge tale. Farrell is cold and calculating but Rapace's damaged yet demure character cracks his tough exterior. Their relationship begins as you would expect but then takes an unexpected turn, a smart one that ups the emotional punch and makes the story more involving. The film's pacing also helps, allowing time for the characters to develop as the plot unfolds. The rest of the cast is solid. Seeing Dominic "Howard Stark" Cooper as a gangbanger was amusing; it was also nice to see F. Murray Abraham and Armand Assante pop up as supporting characters.  I really dug the film's visual style, not surprising considering it was directed by the man behind the original Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. The saturated, noirish cinematography and unique settings, such as the abandoned ship, afford lots of creative shots. There are some cool, kinetic action scenes as well. Though it wasn't very well received, this film is definitely worth checking out.


Rating: 7.5/10

 

#34 - Only God Forgives


Date Watched: 7/26/13 (On Demand)

A bizarre but enthralling thriller. This polarizing film was simultaneously booed and applauded at Cannes and I can see why. It's an interesting follow-up to director Nicolas Winding Refn's previous film, Drive, and can best be described as an "arthouse action" film. It's insanely violent and shockingly sadistic, but riveting at the same time; a masterpiece of visual storytelling and theme. There's very little dialogue, which will frustrate some, but the film is all about its severely disturbed characters and them having to atone for their sins. Themes of honor and justice run deep, personified by the character of Lt. Chang, nicknamed "The Angel of Vengeance". The entire cast is excellent, Kristin Scott Thomas in particular. I loved the film's use of cinematography: calm, muted colors during the day and glowing, washed-out neon colors at night. The pulsing score also suits the film perfectly. Overall, a wild flick but it's not for everyone.


Rating: 8/10

 

#35 - The Wolverine


Date Watched: 7/27/13 

One of the best comic book/superhero films to come out in a year full of them. Tonally different than almost all other Marvel fare, it's simultaneously dark, character-driven and exciting. Jackman is stellar (as always) and the rest of the cast does a fantastic job. The story is gripping and complimented by the beautiful Tokyo setting, allowing them to delve deeper into character and offering a refreshing change from the US cityscapes found most other superhero movies. Director James Mangold gives the film a nice visual flair and treats us to some nifty action scenes, my favorite being a creative fight on top of a speeding bullet train. The opening scene reenacting the bombing of Nagasaki was also quite striking. Despite following the cinematic turd that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine and losing the original director (Darren Aronofsky), we finally got a proper Wolverine movie.

 

Rating: 8.5/10

 

#36 - 2 Guns


Date Watched: 8/5/13

A solid buddy-cop action comedy. The film gives us nothing new, but it's still a fun time thanks to its charismatic stars. Denzel Washington plays his usual serious self (though it seems whenever he's wearing that goofy hat, he starts cracking jokes) and Mark Wahlberg is hilarious. They have great chemistry, trading quips and insults with ease. They're helped by a strong supporting cast, including Edward James Olmos, James Marsden, Paula Patton and a gleefully insane Bill Paxton. It was nice to see Marsden in a villainous role for once, and while Patton isn't given much to do, she does show off her amazing body (Robin Thicke, you are a lucky man).  The action is competent but nothing special, though there are a few creative shots and a refreshing lack of CGI explosions (save for one). Worth checking out, but you may want to wait for a rental.


Rating: 6/10

 

#37 - RED 2


Date Watched: 8/7/13

The first RED was unbalanced and average in almost every area, but it was still a fun way to kill two hours. While the "old guys can still kick ass" idea was the central focus of Part 1, there's only so much you can do with it, and thankfully this superior sequel takes what worked well in the first one (the banter between Willis and Malkovich, the action scenes and anything involving Helen Mirren and/or Brian Cox) and enhances it. Willis and Malkovich are as amusing as ever and the new cast members are all welcome additions (Neal McDonough and Byung-hun "Storm Shadow" Lee in particular). The action is cool and competently shot. The opening shootout with Willis single-handedly taking down a group of highly-trained mercenaries is a creative game of cat & mouse and Lee kicks all kinds of ass. I also enjoyed the comic book transitions. My main complaints are that the story is very predictable and some of the CGI looks like crap. Other than those minor qualms, I'd say if you liked the first film, this is definitely worth checking out; if not, wait for home video.


Rating: 5.5/10

 

#38 - Elysium


Date Watched: 8/10/13
Neill Blomkamp's follow-up to the outstanding District 9 had A LOT to live up to. Many feared that his sophomore effort would disappoint, proving that District 9 was just a fluke. Well, Mr. Blomkamp, you can rest easy sir. Not only is Elysium as good as (if not better than) District 9, it establishes Blomkamp as one of our most talented modern filmmakers who can handle both big budgets and big ideas with equal expertise. I don't say this lightly, but this guy has the skills and the vision to be the next James Cameron. Elysium was my most anticipated film this year behind Pacific Rim, and it exceeded my near-insurmountable expectations. Matt Damon is stellar, bringing the character of Max Da Costa to life with an emotionally resonant performance while also channeling his inner-Bourne badassery. Sharlto Copley further broadens his range playing a terrifyingly psychotic mercenary named Kruger who is one of the best bad guys I've seen in years; he's a truly evil character who is both intelligent and threatening. These two are the standouts and they're complemented by an excellent supporting cast including Jodie Foster, William Fitchner, Alice Braga and Wagner Moura. The story is as epic as they come, and while the core elements are nothing new, the way they're handled makes them feel refreshing and engaging. The futuristic world built by Blomkamp is deep and feels lived in, reminding me of Blade Runner and Aliens on multiple occasions. The technology and weapons are, like District 9, wildly creative and viscerally violent; people get blown apart in ways that are shocking yet mesmerizing. The film's visual style is dynamic, showing a filthy, disgusting Earth which contrasts sharply with the pristine living conditions on Elysium. The social commentary on everything from immigration to healthcare is handled well, not coming off as too preachy or heavy-handed, and more importantly not distracting from the plot. The gorgeous cinematography and pounding mechanical score also deserve special mention, as does the impressive CGI. My only minor complaint is the overuse of "shakycam" for some of the fight scenes. It doesn't allow us to savor the action, but it's still effective. Other than that, this is a spectacular sci-fi adventure that should not be missed! Hats off to you Mr. Blomkamp!

 

Rating: 10/10

 

#39 - Jack The Giant Slayer


Date Watched: 8/11/13 (3D Blu-ray)


A rip-roaring fantasy adventure that is worthy of a Lord of the Rings comparison. I had low expectations for this flick and ended up enjoying the hell out of it. Bryan Singer delivers intense action along with interestingly archetypal characters. Lead Nicolas Hoult is convincing as Jack, and is complemented by a plethora of excellent supporting performances including a very Errol Flynn-like Ewan McGregor and a delightfully devious Stanley Tucci. The fantasy vibe is right on throughout the film, enhanced by some show-stopping, creative setpieces pulled off with an impressive blend of live-action and CGI. The beanstalk sets are just beautiful to look at, and combined with all the cool costumes and sets, everything on screen just dazzles. The action is wild, including lots of inventive battle scenes that look stunning in 3D. The score is also suitably triumphant. The enormous budget was money well spent; it's a shame it didn't do well at the box office.

 

Rating: 8.5/10

 

#40 - Mud


Date Watched: 8/19/13 (Blu-ray)

Outstanding performances propel this compelling crime drama/character study. Matthew McConaughey, Sam Shepard and Tye Sheridan are phenomenal in their roles, a fact made even more impressive considering Sheridan's young age. Ray McKinnon, Michael Shannon, Reese Witherspoon and Joe Don Baker also deserve special mention, and the rest of the relatively unknown cast does an admirable job. The story takes its time to develop its rich and interesting characters without feeling tedious, even with its 130 minute runtime thanks to spot-on pacing and editing. The film is also just gorgeous to look at thanks to the beautiful, earthy cinematography and expert direction by Jeff Nichols. This film had a LOT to live up to between the near constant positive buzz and stellar reviews it's been getting, and I must say it lived up to my expectations. While I think the trailer is a bit deceiving, you should not miss this film, trust me!

 

Rating: 9.5/10

 

#41 - Kick-Ass 2


Date Watched: 8/21/13

The first Kick-Ass was a clever deconstruction of the superhero genre, chock full of violence and vulgarity but balanced by a deranged sense of humor. Part 2 picks up where we left off and manages to be an excellent follow-up that is better than the original, thanks to its streamlined approach. Many superhero sequels try to cram too many things into their stories and end up feeling bloated and directionless, but Kick-Ass 2 adds enough new elements to feel fresh while still delivering the same amount of bloodshed and sick humor that made the first film such a good time. It's essentially more of the same, just wrapped up in a better, shinier package. The characters, even though there are many more this time around, remain the central focus. Chloë Grace Moretz continues to impress as the foul-mouthed Hit-Girl. She spends much of the film unmasked, trying to balance her normal high school life with the demands of beings a superhero. While this idea is as clichéd as they come, here it's handled extremely well and remains interesting thanks to Moretz's performance. Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Christopher Mintz-Plasse both do a good job along with the sizable cast of supporting characters. No one feels slighted and every character gets their time to shine. Jim Carrey is surprisingly subdued as Colonel Star And Stripes, giving a subtly damaged performance and keeping his usual manic energy in check. Special mention must go to Russian bodybuilder Olga Kurkulina as Mother Russia, an ex-KGB agent turned supervillain who is basically the female version of Ivan Drago. The action is awesome, the showstopper being Mother Russia single-handedly taking out a squad of cops in the most creative ways possible. There's also a killer van chase. Director Jeff Wadlow maintains the first film's tone and I liked his visual style a little better as well, while the score is solid but nothing amazing. All-in-all, Kick-Ass 2 is a superior sequel and a good end to the summer movie season. If you liked Part 1, don't miss this one!

Rating: 8.5/10

 

#42 - The World's End


Date Watched: 8/23/13

Wow...just wow. I don't think there's another trilogy of films that has been created with this amount of precision and dynamism. The "Blood & Ice Cream Trilogy" or "The Cornetto Trilogy" as it's come to be known is director Edgar Wright's magnum opus; a melding of genres that is grand in its vision and execution yet grounded by its characters. It began with a horror film (Shaun of the Dead), continued with an action film (Hot Fuzz) and ends with a zany but sincere sci-fi send-up. The World's End is outstanding, easily one of the best comedies of the year and a testament to this talented filmmaker's ability to seamlessly blend genres to tell an interesting story. The ensemble cast is extraordinary: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are brilliant, as to be expected, and they're complemented by Eddie Marsan, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Rosamund Pike and 007 himself, Pierce Brosnan (a possible trend considering Timothy Dalton was in Hot Fuzz?), all in fine form. Pegg's manic energy electrifies the witty dialogue, which is chock full of sly references, heavy subject matter and genuine pathos. The intelligent script handles the biting social commentary with ease, espousing ideas on the dangers of technology as well as examining the human condition...all in the guise of sci-fi comedy. On the technical side, the film looks and sounds spectacular, with the visuals emulating a plethora of sci-fi classics (The Thing and Invasion of the Body Snatchers immediately come to mind) and the score mimicking many of the classic synthesizer scores of John Carpenter. The special effects also look great and are quite effective. I had insanely high expectations for this film and it delivered on all fronts, as a delightful dark comedy, as a thought-provoking science fiction film and as a capper to one of the greatest trilogies ever produced. Very impressive, Mr. Wright!

 

Rating 10/10

 

#43 - No One Lives


Date Watched: 8/25/13 (Blu-ray)

I first heard of this film about a week ago and as luck would have it, I found a copy for cheap at Sound Garden. Since it was from the director who did The Midnight Meat Train, I was expecting craziness and that's exactly what I got. No One Lives is a brutal, blood-soaked slasher flick full of inventive kills and featuring one of the most badass slashers in years. The film starts out like so many others before it have but then takes a wild turn into batshit insane territory. Luke Evans is outstanding in the lead role, playing a calm and collected psychopath methodically dispatching a group of unsuspecting thieves in the most creative ways possible. The rest of the cast is a mixed bag, but since they're all just knife fodder, it's excusable. Also, bonus points for boobage. The blood and gore is excellent, featuring two particularly gnarly kills, one involving an industrial meat grinder and one straight out of Dr. Giggles (which if you haven't heard of, you are sorely missing out!). I also enjoyed the unusual sets and creepy cinematography. Overall, it's nothing groundbreaking but Luke Evans' performance and the ample gore make it worth watching!

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#44 - You're Next


Date Watched: 8/26/13

Disappointing. My expectations for this one were pretty high considering all of the pre-release buzz and positive word-of-mouth this was getting. I guess I let the hype get the best of me. As a standard slasher, it's really good, but as "the next Scream"...not even close. It really had the potential to be so much more. The actors are all excellent and the family get-together setup is very believable, but sadly it all amounts to just a predictable slasher, save for a pair of interesting twists. The gore is well done, with creative use of two pieces of unusual kitchen equipment and a crossbow kill that was good because of who it killed off (spoiler). However, it again did not live up to the hype. The lone bright spot is the score, a simple but highly effective synthesizer score that John Carpenter himself would be proud of. And as always, bonus points for nudity for the sake of nudity. I don't know if I can recommend this one...it'll be out by Halloween if they're smart so they can cash in on the season. I'd say wait unless it appeals to you.

 

Rating: 5.5/10

 

#45 - Riddick


Date Watched: 9/10/13

The third film in the Riddick Trilogy is a nice mix of the first two films and a satisfying sci-fi adventure in its own right. It borrows heavily from Pitch Black and sparingly from Chronicles of Riddick, though it's a good balance. Vin Diesel clearly loves this role and plays it perfectly, growling and menacing his way through a pastiche of Aliens, Soldier, Firefly and many more science fiction classics. The first 20 minutes are brilliant, as we watch Riddick go into full survivalist mode before a short but sweet tangent to Chronicles. Always-awesome Karl Urban even shows up for a bit! The rest of the familiar looking yet relatively unknown cast all play their roles with conviction, though some are clearly trying harder than others. Former rugby player-turned-actor Matt Nable utterly owns his role while Katee Sackhoff and Dave Bautista both deliver fun, macho performances. The special effects are a mixed bag: the CGI ranges from excellent to awful but the practical effects (of which there are plenty) are exceptional, including a number of grisly gore scenes. There's also tons of cool futuristic weapons and technology, but sadly most of it goes largely unexplained (a personal nitpick of mine after being spoiled by James Cameron, Ridley Scott and Neill Blomkamp). Lastly we get nudity for the sake of nudity, which is always a plus! The film does run a tad too long, getting bogged down in the middle a bit, and it doesn't expand the trilogy's universe in any major way. Minor nitpicks aside, one thing that annoyed me was they made Riddick misogynistic, a trait his character never displayed before, for no reason other than a few stupid lines of dialogue (but I may be reading into it too much). Overall, this lived up to my expectations and is definitely worth checking out if you're a fan of the series or sci-fi in general.

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#46 - Frankenstein's Army


Date Watched: 9/12/13 (Blu-ray)

A creatively gruesome horror film. The premise: Near the end of World War II, a group of Russian soldiers encounter a secret Nazi lab where a mad scientist is using Dr. Victor Frankenstein's journal to create monstrous human-mechanical abominations to fight for Germany. This idea has TONS of potential for horror awesomeness and thankfully the filmmakers make the most of it! It's shot as a "found footage" film, though it's not nearly as distracting as most of its brethren. It works well with the story too, even more so after a nifty little twist. The WWII vibe is right-on and there are a few subtle references to Mary Shelley's novel and the 1931 film. The actors all do a great job considering the material; Karel Roden plays his role with a gleeful insanity that is unsettling yet amusing. The showstopper here (and the main reason to watch) is the plethora of horrific yet inventive monsters. They look like something pulled straight out of Wolfenstein, Silent Hill or Bioshock, with their twisted designs and impressive make-up. Everyone knows I'm a huge advocate of practical effects over CGI and this film is a prime example of how to do it properly. Each creature is more terrifying than the last and they just keep on coming...just when you think they can't get any crazier, a new nightmare emerges to scare the shit out of you thanks to solid pacing and editing. The gore is also impressive and like the monsters, gets increasingly more lurid as the film wears on. There's not much else to say. If you're a fan of the genre or a gorehound, do not miss this blood-soaked horror extravaganza!

 

Rating: 7/10

  

#47 - Insidious: Chapter 2


Date Watched: 9/12/13

A terrifyingly good companion piece to the outstanding original. Insidious: Chapter 2 picks up immediately where Chapter 1 left off and is both scary & satisfying. The performances are excellent from all involved. Patrick Wilson has become one of my favorite actors and he's no slouch here, while Lin Shaye, Rose Byrne and newcomer Steve Coulter are all solid in their roles. The clever story expands The Further, explaining more and tying wonderfully into various parts of Chapter 1 thanks to subtle manipulation of time & space. The brooding atmosphere of the first film remains intact and is as unnerving as ever thanks to the superb direction of James Wan, the eerie cinematography and the spine-tingling sound design. There's also quite a few nods to horror films of the past (The Shining and Psycho are two of the obvious ones) for the attentive viewer. Overall, it may not be as scary as its predecessor, but it's the perfect complement and comes highly recommended!

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#48 - The Family


Date Watched: 9/16/13

Entertaining but painfully predictable. With such an outstanding cast and Luc Besson directing, I was expecting something a little more unconventional, but other than odd tonal shifts and a weird xenophobic vibe, the film plays it safe and falls back on genre clichés. It's not a bad movie, but it does feel like they wasted a lot of potential and the abrupt changes in tone between black comedy and mean-spirited violence make the story feel notably disjointed. The pacing and runtime don't help matters much; the beginning and end are highly involving but middle sags considerably. There was absolutely no need for the movie to be almost two hours long -  the premise didn't have enough ideas to justify the runtime. The entire cast is excellent, but they've all done it better elsewhere. De Niro is at his best in roles like this though he isn't nearly as threatening when he looks like a shaggy-bearded homeless bum. Tommy Lee Jones also shows up, but at this point in his career he's just playing himself. Michelle Pfieffer, Dianna Agron and John D'Leo all play their roles well, D'Leo in particular. The film takes a great deal of time establishing these characters but unfortunately each one of them is so eye-rollingly cliché that it ultimately amounts to nothing memorable. The dark comedy bits are funny but forgettable, save for a fantastic extended scene that references one of De Niro's classic roles in a very tongue-in-cheek way. The climatic shootout is fun with some solid build-up, but it's nothing you haven't seen before. I could keep going but I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. Overall, I can't really recommend this one unless you're a big De Niro fan. Wait for home video. You have been warned.

 

 Rating : 5/10

 

#49 - Rush


Date Watched: 10/4/13

An intriguing, character-driven sports drama. Ron Howard delivers one of his best films in years, full of energy and intelligence. Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Brühl are both outstanding in their roles, effortlessly sparring both mentally and physically with one another, creating a fiercely watchable rivalry that drives the film. The supporting cast of relatively unknowns also does a fantastic job. Olivia Wilde is the one weak point, but not for lack of trying. She just doesn't fit into the 1970's era very well. The racing sequences are nail-bitingly intense and surprisingly varied in terms of appearance, and are a highlight of the film while also managing to serve the story. Visually, everything looks suitably saturated to emphasize the 70's vibe, which is also helped considerably by the appropriate classic rock soundtrack. There's not much else to say; if you like sports dramas, be sure to check this one out!

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#50 - Gravity


Date Watched: 10/5/13

Visually stunning and emotionally resonant, Gravity is the most breathtaking film you will see all year. Director Alfonso Cuarón spent two years making this and his hard work has paid off magnificently. The film maintains an amazing amount of realism regarding space travel and astrophysics yet still manages to be a compelling character study with smart religious overtones. Sandra Bullock and George Clooney both deliver Oscar-worthy performances that are convincing and surprisingly sincere. Bullock in particular proves she is more than capable of carrying a film by herself. Clooney's soothing voice fits perfectly with the silence of space and his rapport with Bullock is impeccable. The special effects are incredible and are worthy the price of admission alone. Coupled with the meticulous sound design and gorgeous cinematography, the visuals actually had me in awe at times, something that has become increasingly harder to do in this age of CGI madness. Cuarón's direction is also impressive, with numerous creative tracking shots framed with expert precision. However, my favorite part about the film, and the one that makes it special, is that Bullock's journey leaves a lot open to interpretation but I don't want to elaborate for fear of spoiling anything. Do yourself a favor and SEE THIS FILM, you will not regret it!

 

Rating: 9.5/10 

 

#51 - The Place Beyond The Pines


Date Watched: 10/6/13 (Blu-ray)

This review will have some spoilers because it'd be impossible to discuss the movie without mentioning them, so BEWARE.

A solid drama featuring great performances, however it suffers from being too long, oddly structured and a tad heavy-handed. Ryan Gosling plays his usual stoic self, a typical "loner/thief with a heart of gold" who starts robbing banks to support his newly discovered son. Gosling makes it work here but this type of role is becoming tiresome at this point in his career. Bradley Cooper also holds his own as an idealistic rookie cop who becomes a hero after killing Gosling's character, but subsequently gets bogged down by bureaucracy and politics while trying to rise through the ranks. The supporting cast does a fine job as well, Eva Mendes in particular. These types of stories that examine both sides of the law tend to be compelling, but something about this one falls short. It starts out strong but halfway through it slides into generic drama territory and never recovers. Part of this has to do with the structure of the story. The first act develops Gosling's character, then abruptly kills him off and switches to Cooper's character for the second act. The third act jumps ahead 15 years to focus on each character's respective sons and their relationship with each other. Essentially, we have three separate storylines tenuously linked by the father-son dynamic. This approach would be fine, but each act feels radically different from one another, leading to frustrating pacing problems that ultimately leave the film as a whole feeling unbalanced and directionless. On the plus side, the film's cinematography and score are excellent, giving Gosling's act an earthy, murky feel; Cooper's act a sterile, industrial feel; with the final act meshing both styles together. I also liked some of director Derek Cianfrance's unique shot choices. Overall, this is worth a rental if you like crime dramas, but you may find yourself getting restless as the film wears on. Choose wisely.

 

Rating: 6.5/10

 

#52 - Don Jon


Date Watched: 10/10/13

A bittersweet romantic comedy for this generation. Joseph Gordon-Levitt pulls triple duty, starring, writing and directing, giving us a raunchy yet realistic "love" story that pulls no punches. As the lead, Gordon-Levitt plays his vanity-obsessed bro with ease, but gives the character a surprising emotional arc that I was not expecting. Scarlett Johansson plays his high-maintenance love interest well and Julianne Moore steals the show as a playful but deeply wounded widow. The rest of the supporting cast is great, especially Tony Danza as Gordon-Levitt's father. Gordon-Levitt's direction is impressive considering this is his debut, showcasing rapid-fire editing and a good eye for detail. Overall, it's nothing groundbreaking, but it's a timely and relatable romantic comedy that most guys will enjoy because of the way it portrays both sides of the relationship.

 

Rating: 7/10

 

#53 - Captain Phillips


Date Watched: 10/11/13

A riveting drama featuring one of Tom Hanks' best performances. Hanks is stellar as the captain of a hijacked cargo ship; the way he's able to play the relatable everyman is uncanny. His character is cautious, intelligent and level-headed (how most of us see ourselves) and watching him deal with his increasingly desperate situation is both gut-wrenching and satisfying. The remaining cast of mostly unknowns does an outstanding job, particularly Barkhad Abdi as the leader of the motley crew of pirate hijackers. The film's precise pacing and Paul Greengrass's masterful direction intensifies the action and keeps you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end, yet it deftly remains focused on its characters. The saturated visuals and appropriate score give the film an industrial yet intimate feel  that is difficult to describe but highly effective. Finally, I really enjoyed the amount of detail and realism that went into making this film, it's quite impressive from a technical standpoint. All in all, this is thrilling, potent filmmaking that should not be missed!

 

Rating: 8.5/10 

 

#54 - Broken City


Date Watched: 10/15/13 (Blu-ray)

A collection of great actors and beautiful cinematography can't save Broken City from being a boilerplate tale of corruption that offers nothing new. Its formulaic script, predictable story turns and over-reliance on genre clichés make it a tedious watch, which is a shame because the entire cast really gives their all. Russell Crowe delivers a suitably slimy performance as the shady yet charismatic mayor, Mark Wahlberg plays his disgraced cop-turned-P.I. well and the supporting cast including Barry Pepper, Jeffrey Wright, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Kyle Chandler is stellar, but ultimately they all feel wasted because of the run-of-the-mill storytelling. Part of me thinks that the blame lies with director Allen Hughes, who usually co-directs with his brother Albert. Together, they've produced a string of excellent films (Menace II Society, Dead Presidents, From Hell and The Book Of Eli), so it leads me to believe Broken City would've benefited from their collaboration, but since the script is the main culprit, it could go either way. I was also disappointed with the generic score by Atticus Ross, whose previous work has been superb. One positive aspect is the cold, industrial-style cinematography. It's funny, this feels like a film that belongs back in the late 80's/early 90's and it probably would've been well-received had it been released back then. Sadly, films like these are a dime a dozen nowadays, so I say wait until this one shows up on cable.

 

Rating: 5/10

 

#55 - Escape Plan


Date Watched: 10/19/13

I was quite pumped for this one. Putting Stallone and Schwarzenegger in a film together is an action junkie's wet dream...or at least it was back in the 80's. Doing it now with both stars in their 60's results in something else entirely. Escape Plan is entertaining and over-the-top but offers absolutely nothing new and is painfully predictable. Stallone plays the straight man and Schwarzenegger hams it up big time, but it is admittedly a lot of fun to watch him act so goofy. The supporting cast is passable but forgettable, save for Jim Caviezel as the sadistic warden and Sam Neill (nice to see you again Sam!) as the prison doctor. The action is subdued throughout but the final escape is fun. Visually, everything is bland. There's so much gray that you'll find yourself longing for those bright orange prison jumpsuits. The music is generic and the direction is standard at best. The most disappointing thing about it is it doesn't try to be anything but a typical action movie. I don't know why I was expecting anything more, but to me it's a waste of potential. All in all, this is just a silly actioner that doesn't take itself too seriously, but it's all run-of-the-mill. Wait for a rental.

 

Rating: 6/10

 

#56 - Machete Kills


Date Watched: 10/22/13

A ridiculously over-the-top yet undeniably entertaining action extravaganza from start to finish. The first Machete was a lot of fun, but it got a little too serious and preachy for its own good, and that's where Machete Kills excels. It stays true to its grindhouse roots by delivering everything its trailer promises and more, making it arguably better than its predecessor. It knows exactly what it is: a throwback to the 70's exploitation movies of the past, and it makes the most of its preposterous premise. The ensemble cast is one of Rodriguez's finest this side of Sin City and is what makes the movie work so well. They're all in on the joke, clearly having a blast chewing the scenery and spouting the silly dialogue and that fun transcends onto the audience. Mel Gibson steals the show, playing his maniacal yet likable weapons manufacturer Voz with ease. Everyone else plays to their strengths and it all works considering the subject material. The action is much better this time around. Cool weapons and insane action have always been a trademark of Rodriguez and he does not disappoint here. There are multiple car chases, lots of wildly inventive fight scenes and tons of bloodshed. The film is chock full of all sorts of crazy weapons, from electrified machetes to molecule guns that turn people inside-out. I also really enjoyed how sci-fi things got once Voz gets involved; it injects new life into the film. If there's one thing wrong with the film (other than the lack of nudity), it's that it spends too much time on Demian Bichir's villain character before switching to Voz about halfway through. As usual, Rodriguez also shot and cut the film in addition to directing and the result is stellar as always with plenty of creative shots, beautiful cinematography and solid editing, though it does run a tad too long. All in all, this blood-soaked film is a lot of zany fun and should not be missed if you're an action fan. Critics are blasting it, but I say give it a shot.

Finally, the film leaves the ending wide open for a planned third installment called Machete Kills Again...In Space. My fingers are crossed!

 

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#57 - Ender's Game


Date Watched: 11/13/13

Entertaining and visually captivating, but suffers from underdeveloped, cliche characters and veers into generic sci-fi blockbuster mode too often. I can't fault the film too much, considering it's based on a novel from 1985 and it just so happened to be released in a year packed with other stellar science fiction fare (Oblivion, Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, Man Of Steel, Pacific Rim, Elysium, Riddick, etc.) so it was inevitable that it would have less of an overall impact. Where I can fault the film is its surprisingly bland world. One of the most important things when it comes to the sci-fi genre is world building. If you can create an authentic futuristic world, the story takes on a life of its own, regardless of the budget. Little details can make the world feel lived-in and really suck the audience in but Ender's Game's world feels so sterile and artificial that it detracts from the overall film. The acting by everyone involved is solid, but their characters are one-dimensional so it's hard for anybody to really stand out, except for Asa Butterfield as Ender. I've never read the original book, but with author Orson Scott Card serving as producer, it seems as though they did a decent job of adapting the source material. Visually, everything looks great, particularly the Formic's home world. There's not much else to say...I really wanted to like this film but it was ultimately too generic for my taste.

 

Rating: 6/10

 

#58 - Thor: The Dark World


Date Watched: 11/16/13

It's not Marvel's best, but Thor: The Dark World is still a rollicking good time despite some story and pacing issues. Picking up after The Avengers, we find Thor traveling between the nine realms trying to keep the peace since it seems Loki's invasion of Earth had universe-wide ramifications. It also pits him against a new foe: Malekith the Accursed, a dark elf hellbent on using a cosmic weapon known as the Aether to destroy the universe. I like this angle; it ups the stakes, gives us a fresh, threatening bad guy and allows the film to explore new aspects of Thor's/Marvel's universe. The problem is that it doesn't explore enough of it because the film spends too much time on Earth with the human characters for no discernible reason. Much of the action takes place on Asgard, which feels surprisingly small and lifeless despite its sprawling vistas. The same can be said of the dark elf realm of Svartalfheim, a barren, soot-covered hellhole. My point is that in order for world-building to work, you really have to create distinct planets that feel lived-in (a la the original Star Wars trilogy). This is most definitely a personal nitpick and certainly is a deal-breaker thanks to the incredibly creative final showdown, but it really feels like a missed opportunity to immerse the viewer and to expand the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Moving on to the cast. Chris Hemsworth is born to play Thor and has it down pat at this point. Natalie Portman isn't given a whole lot to do but at least she gets more screentime (another missed opportunity was that throughout the film, they hint that Lady Sif is a potential rival for Thor's affection, but nothing ever comes of it). Tom Hiddleston's Loki is as devious as ever, further cementing himself as a true villain who absolutely loves the long con. Christopher Eccelston plays the maniacal Malekith well and Idris Elba continues his badassery as Heimdall. Everyone else does a fine job. Visually, everything looks good though this time around, though Asgard didn't seem as vibrant as it was in the original film. Sadly, the score was rather forgettable. The direction by Alan Taylor is good but nothing amazing, and the uneven pacing definitely hurt some scenes. I wouldn't be surprised if we get an extended cut on home video. The make-up and effects are phenomenal, particularly on the character Kurse, whose practical make-up is very reminiscent of the Predator, one of my all-time favorites. The CGI is used heavily but competently, especially in the epic final battle that has the characters beating each other senseless as they warp from realm to realm - it's unique and blast to watch. There isn't much else to say. This is arguably the second weakest Marvel film so far (Iron Man 2 is by far the worst), but it's still a solid action/fantasy film in its own right.

On a side note, I absolutely loved the post-credits sequence...hopefully Guardians of the Galaxy is going to be equally weird and awesome!

  

Rating: 7.5/10

 

#59 - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug



Date Watched: 12/15/13

The Hobbit Trilogy continues in smashing fashion, picking up immediately where we left off in An Unexpected Journey. The returning cast remains excellent, especially Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakensheild (I just like to say that name...it rolls off the tongue). The new cast absolutely kills it: Orlando Bloom falls back into the role of Legolas like it was nothing, Evangeline Lilly handles herself well on the big screen as new character Tauriel, Luke Evans is exceptional as Bard the Bowman and Benedict Cumberbatch terrifies as the imposing voice of Smaug. Story-wise, things move much quicker despite the long runtime since we're essentially in the second act thanks to great pacing and editing. Gandalf's side plot is also interesting and will hopefully pay off big time over the course of Part 3 in linking the Hobbit Trilogy to the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. The action is just as good, if not better this time around. The showstopper is a kinetic battle along a river that has the cadre of dwarves floating in barrels being besieged by Orcs while Legolas and Tauriel execute of all sorts of insane combat maneuvers using the environment and an endless slew of arrows. It's a creative, original setpiece that rivals many of the ones from LOTR (though it doesn't top the sheer awesomeness of this scene). The visuals and score are excellent as expected, though admittedly the score just isn't as epic as the ones from the LOTR. Peter Jackson once again does a phenomenal job of bring Middle Earth to life, creating more diverse settings that are new and fresh yet instantly feel like part of the world. It seems like the studio's gambit to split one book into three films may very well yield another solid fantasy trilogy, even if the decision was made solely to generate more revenue. Well worth checking out!

 

Rating: 8/10

 

#60 - American Hustle


Date Watched: 12/21/13

David O. Russell continues his streak of outstanding films with American Hustle, an impeccably acted and beautifully shot crime saga that deftly balances comedy and drama. The ensemble cast is one of the best in years, featuring Oscar-caliber performances from Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence that are simultaneously tragic and amusing yet utterly relatable. The supporting cast is also fantastic, with Jeremy Renner, Louis C.K. and a certain screen legend all turning in stellar performances. The story is engaging on multiple levels and is one of the reasons the film works so well. It functions as a character study, a true crime story and a time capsule to the past à la Goodfellas, a comparison I do not make lightly. Furthermore, the "who's playing who" angle never overpowers the narrative, remaining interesting and holding your undivided attention. The 1970's is recreated magnificently down to the finest detail, whether it's the cars, the clothing, the decor or the rockin' 70's soundtrack, everything looks and sounds exactly like it should and really brings the film to life. This may be Russell's best film to date; his direction is masterful in terms of vision, execution, and pacing. I expect this film to be nominated for a handful of Oscars come awards season so go see it if you can, you won't be disappointed!

 

Rating: 9.5/10

 

#61 - Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues


Date Watched: 12/23/13

It's not as funny as its predecessor, but Anchorman 2 still delivers the goods: highly quotable dialogue, hilarious performances, offensive jokes, ridiculous cameos and a surprising dash of social commentary regarding journalistic integrity make it one of the better comedies of the year. Creating a sequel to one of the most beloved comedies of all-time AND releasing it a decade later was a daunting task. It could've easily been an atrocious mess, but luckily Will Ferrell & company manage to keep the film consistently funny save for a strangely out of place part about 3/4 of the way through that only yields a few minor chuckles and messes with the pacing. Without spoiling anything, I understand why they included it, but it adds nothing to the movie and could've been excised entirely without sacrificing a thing. The returning cast falls back into their iconic roles without missing a beat and the new cast does a good job. James Marsden is excellent as Burgundy's smarmy douchebag rival and Meagan Good and Greg Kinnear hold their own. Harrison Ford's bit part is also hysterical. I was disappointed with Kristen Wiig's flat performance as Brick's love interest. She feels out of place, coming off as weirdly awkward instead of retardedly funny. Also, the child actor who plays Burgundy's son is downright terrible, but I think that was intentional. The cameos are great but most of them are jam-packed into a similar scene from the first film that some will love and some will hate (I personally loved it), so it has less of a lasting impact. The jokes hit their mark 90% of the time and despite what many other critics are saying, I found the film to be just as quotable as the original, though only time will tell. Finally, the movie has an interesting bit of social commentary about the use of yellow journalism that runs rampant nowadays, but I may be reading a bit too much into it. That's about it. If you liked the first film, you'll undoubtedly enjoy this one but just keep your expectations in check.

 

Rating: 7/10

 

#62 - The Wolf of Wall Street


Date Watched: 12/28/13

A masterpiece in every way imaginable and arguably the best film of the year. Martin Scorsese crafts a dizzying extravaganza of excess and greed that is both shocking and hilarious and just goes to show you what a true celluloid virtuoso can do. In this digital age of filmmaking, The Wolf of Wall Street is basically Scorsese saying "Step aside kids, let me show you how it's done" and I couldn't be happier with the result. Leonardo DiCaprio gives the craziest performance of his career; his presence is magnetic and you hang on his every word, itching to see what insane stunt he's going to pull next. He's one of my favorite actors and this film further cements him as such. When is he going to win an Academy Award? The rest of cast is outstanding, especially Jonah Hill as one of DiCaprio's sketchy cohorts and Kyle Chandler as a relentless FBI agent. Like Goodfellas and Casino before it, The Wolf of Wall Street follows these characters as they start from the bottom and work their way up, only to have it all come crashing down, and nobody does it better than Scorsese. All his trademarks are present, from the freeze frames to the creative tracking shots, and the soundtrack is diverse and compliments the action perfectly. Even though the film is three hours long, it flies by in no time thanks to superb pacing and editing. The most surprising thing? This film is hilarious. Scorsese is known for a lot of things, but comedy has never been one of them, yet he delivers probably the funniest film of the year thanks to a brilliant script by Terence Winter. The sheer ridiculousness of the character's actions and conversations make the nutty shenanigans in the Hangover series look utterly tame by comparison. Finally, there seems to be a lot of public backlash over the copious amounts of nudity and sex in the film. Scorsese's films have never featured much nudity, but they didn't need to. In the case of The Wolf of Wall Street it actually makes sense in regards to the story because these characters are all about overindulgence and excess. You're supposed to balk at it and be offended by it...that's kind of the point. Anyway, this is Scorsese's best film since The Departed (though to be fair his entire filmography is pretty damn awesome) and one of the best of the year. DON'T MISS IT!

 

Rating: 10/10

 

#63 - Prisoners


Date Watched: 12/30/13

An intriguing crime mystery featuring incredible performances from both Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Rating: 9/10

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