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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Sequels/Reboots That SHOULD Be Made

Hollywood loves sequels, prequels, remakes and reboots. Most recent remakes are completely unnecessary, allowing Hollywood to do minimal work yet still profit off of the established name (RoboCop 2014 anyone?). However, there are some franchises out there that are deserving of a sequel or reboot. Properties that have lots of potential for expansion given the right creative mind. The following is a list of sequels/reboots that SHOULD be made. Note: I will include directors/writers/actors I would want involved, if applicable.

#1 - The Thing 2

Possible alternate titles 
 The Thing: Assimilation, The Thing: Infection, The Thing: Pandemic
 

A proper sequel to this perfect film could be one of the most creative science-fiction films ever. Given the alien's shape-shifting ability, you could do so much with any number of potential premises.Youtube personality Rob Ager has put together a brilliant video detailing his ideas for a Thing sequel. I agree with all of his points, and have some of my own that I would love to see incorporated into a possible sequel. Firstly, I would like to see at least two scenes where the thing reaches a populated area and wreaks havoc by both assimilating lifeforms and directly attacking victims. I also want to see a thing that has at least three different imitation abilities based on the creatures/other aliens it has assimilated; i.e. a tentacle for impaling people, or being able to spit acid or release poisonous barbs or gases...basically mutations it can use as weapons. Think of all the different predatory abilities and defense mechanisms in the animal kingdom (or fictional alien worlds such as LV-426 or Pandora, etc.) and you can see how a creature that could replicate said capabilities would be a terrifying and formidable threat. Take a look at the images below, mostly from a cancelled video game sequel:

Dubbed "DragJaw." Hellhound would've been good too.

A Norris-like spider head (love the spinal column support) and a Torso scuttler

"SonicBeast" / Head Ripper

'Thing 2 Assimilation' by Mike Oakley

Both unnerving and strangely erotic because of the female form

This could represent any number of sexual fears,
 given its resemblance to both female and male genitalia
 
Alternate Norris Thing design

The "ClingerBeast" & the "Biobeast," my personal favorite.

Horrifying and disgusting, no? It's body horror at its finest. Take the three scariest animals or aliens or monsters you can think of and combine them into a creature that can perfectly imitate any living thing until it needs to viciously tear your face off while it disembowels you, but only before it absorbs and fuses with your body as it assimilates you. The worst part is that you remain alive and fully conscious, enduring excruciating pain after assimilation, but you can't fight back. You can only watch as this abomination stalks, slaughters and consumes every living thing in sight.

More ideas:
  • Combine with other fictional aliens like the Xenomorph, the Predator, Mimics from EoT, etc.
  • Sexual fears
  • Animal nature - it can't be reasoned with

#2 - Blade IV

Possible alternate titles 
 Blade: Eternal Night, Blade: Damnation, Blade IV: The Return of Whistler


The Blade series has always been a favorite of mine, even with the cinematic turd that was Blade: Trinity. The first two films are kinetic, bloody action-horror hybrids featuring stylish direction, impressive special effects and wild, violent action scenes. Trinity is a total letdown in almost every way imaginable, so to reboot the series with a proper sequel would be the perfect idea, rife with possibilities. Would you take Blade back to basics, or introduce a new setting? Would vampires be the primary villain, or would there be some other type of monstrosity like the Reapers? How about introducing a new Marvel character to fight alongside Blade, like The Punisher? What new weapons would Blade have as his disposal. These are all great ideas that, if handled properly, could result in a fantastic entry in the series.

The best idea though is still the one of the original Blade III script. After Blade II, I heard early rumors that the third film was going to take place in the future where vampires had openly taken over the entire planet, slowly hunting down the last remaining humans. Blade was still around slaying suckheads, but he’s fighting a losing battle.  However, like John Connor, he was a symbol of hope for the human resistance.  To me, that sounds awesome. It doesn’t rehash the same story, it opens things up for lots of cool new vampire mutations (and if you really want to get epic, other creatures of the horror genre such as werewolves, trolls, demons, etc), and in the end Blade would somehow find a cure and/or slay Dracula (which would cause every vampire to turn back to human).

#3 - Predator 3

Possible alternate titles 
 Predator 3: Annihilation, Predators: Declassified


Predator has been one of my favorite films since I was 10 years old. I loved everything about it, from the over-the-top weapons and cool Predator technology to the absolutely badass ensemble cast and "hunter becoming the hunted" concept. It truly is one of the greatest science fiction films ever made, and I still quote it regularly to this day, which is a testament to its greatness. "Dylan, you son-of-a-bitch!" *bicep shot* and "What's da matta?! Da CIA got you pushing too many pencils?!" are two of my personal faves. Anywho, I'm getting off-topic. For my full review, check out my Top 30 Films of All-Time post.

So you're probably saying "Predator 3? What about the other four movies in the franchise already?" Yes, I'm aware there have been two direct sequels (both very good) and two Alien vs. Predator spin-offs (both suck), but I feel that 20th Century Fox never fully developed the Predator universe like it should have. One could argue that more films aren't necessary and could turn out like Alien 3 and Alien: Resurrection, thereby tarnishing the franchise's name. I wholeheartedly disagree! A worthy sequel that respects its predecessors and expands the Predator universe (technology, weapons, hierarchy, home planet, trophy rooms, etc) would reinvigorate the franchise, especially if it was helmed by someone who lives and breathes this stuff, like Guillermo del Toro or Neill Blomkamp.


More ideas:
  • Visit the Predator home world
  • Lots of cool new weapons in line with the currently known Predator tech
  • Instead of hunting humans, I want to see the Predator's hunting other alien species, such as The Thing or the Mimics for EoT

#4 - Dredd II

Possible alternate titles 
 Marshal Law, The Rise of the Dark Judges


I will always remember September 2012 as the month I lost a lot of faith in my fellow moviegoers. For you see, Dredd was released on September 21st, 2012 and was one of the most exciting, potent, violent and visually stunning films I'd ever seen. It's a smart, well-cast survival story set in a vile, deteriorating future punctuated by intense, bloody action scenes. Unfortunately, it proceeded to bomb pretty hard, much to my dismay. It gained a strong and vocal cult following, and there remains a smidgen of hope that a sequel will get produced, possibly via something like Kickstarter. Before I get into my ideas for a potential sequel(s), let's talk about what should NOT change:

  1. Obviously, keep Karl Urban as Dredd. He IS Dredd. This is non-negotiable.
  2. Record an even more electrifying synthesizer score. Also non-negotiable.
  3. Keep the hard R-rating and ultra violence, they're what made the film so memorable and rewatchable.
  4. Maintain the grimy but vibrant visual style (yellows, reds, greens) and make sure it's shot in 3D.
  5. Continue to use the radical super slo-mo camerawork that defined all of the film's incredible action scenes, but still don't overuse it. If it's not relevant to the plot anymore with the Slo-Mo drug, figure out a way to incorporate it sparingly.
These are all part of what both made the film so damn awesome and helped it gain such a cult following in the first place. Here are my basic ideas for a Dredd sequel if it had a sizable budget similar to that of a Marvel movie (~$100-$110M):

  1. PLEASE introduce the Dark Judges!!! While this may stretch the very realistic tone of the first one, it needs to happen. One of the reasons aliens and some of the more peculiar sci-fi elements were not included was because of the budget. If this was to be planned as a trilogy (which it SHOULD be), you could have another villain like Chopper be the main antagonist and briefly introduce the Dark Judges OR turn the 2nd and 3rd films into one two-part epic showdown with Dredd fighting and defeating each judge individually as the story moves along, but have them somehow resurrected for a final balls-to-the-wall battle with Dredd facing all four at once in the finale of the 3rd film. I would also be sure to get top-notch talent to voice them, someone like Jeremy Irons, Frank Welker, or Benedict Cumberbatch.
  2. World-building. The original crafted its world remarkably well, giving it a dark, lived-in feel. Any sequels should try to world-build as much as possible, to both expand the 2,000 AD universe, but to also make the film memorable. The best sci-fi films all do this.
  3. More vehicular mayhem. The opening motorbike-van chase has become one of my favorite car chases in recent memory. It's short but very thrilling, and does everything incredibly well, especially the technical aspects like the editing, camerawork, music and sound design. A sequel should incorporate at least two exciting car and motorbike chases using a variety of vehicles, perhaps a mix of old, bolted-together scrapheaps a la The Road Warrior and shiny, new flying cars or aircraft. Just think of the possibilities...
  4. Speaking of technology, the weapons, gadgets and futuristic technology should be expanded upon significantly. I want more cool weapons and nifty gadgets like the Lawgiver and Stumm gas.

    Just look at how insane the Dark Judges are and tell me they wouldn't make for fantastic villains!

     

    #5 - Grindhouse 2


    Much like Dredd, this outstanding homage to 70's exploitation films also underperformed, but not enough to label it a bomb. I have to say I was genuinely surprised that it didn't do better. Everything was in place for a huge hit: an amazing ensemble cast, two well-respected directors with their own unique styles, two clever scripts and a unique double feature idea that was well worth the price of a ticket. So what went wrong? Both director's bodies of work speak for themselves, so combining their exceptional talents with one of the best casts ever left me scratching my head originally, but in hindsight I believe it was the movie version of "too much of a good thing." The film runs for 191 minutes (3 hrs, 11 mins), over an hour longer than most genre movies, so that meant less showings per day which hurt its overall box office. The media hype surrounding it certainly didn't help either, and was yet another example of the coveted fanboy community not supporting the stuff they supposedly love. Fanboys are the reason both Firefly and later Serenity failed. They were critically lauded, but no one saw them. The same principle applies here.

    I saw it opening weekend, and it was one of the most enjoyable theatrical experiences I've ever had. The fake trailers so perfectly replicate the style of the films they were homaging that I got goosebumps in the theater and dreamed of them being turned into full length features (which did happen, thankfully). The John Carpenter inspired synthesizer score in Planet Terror sent chills down my spine. The disgustingly gory zombie make-up and effects gave me flashbacks to when I first saw 1985's Day of the Dead. Tarantino's silver-tongued dialogue in Death Proof is among his most quotable work. And that CAR CHASE is one for the ages, man. Seriously, if you haven't seen it, you need to click that link. You can thank me later by watching it on a nice home theater system.

    Monday, January 14, 2013

    Underrated Sci-Fi Horror Films

    My picks for underappreciated sci-fi horror classics.

     

    #1 - Event Horizon (1997)



    My favorite Paul W.S. Anderson film. In 2047, a rescue crew is sent to investigate the titular Event Horizon, a spaceship that mysteriously disappeared while testing an experimental gravity drive. It is later revealed that the gravity drive transported the ship to Hell and it's now able to conjure up everyone onboard's worst fears. The concept of something being able to manifest as your worst fear has always fascinated me because of its endless possibilities. Think about it: the monster(s) spawned from fear would be something different for each person, and the combination of all those manifestations is potentially terrifying, a la The Thing or The Cabin In The Woods. Many of the entries on this list stem from that concept. This wonderfully dark film expands upon this idea in an inventive way and the results are gory, disturbing and gloriously creative. Powered by an excellent cast lead by Sam Neill and Laurence Fishburne, the film's frenetic pace, brooding atmosphere and impressive special effects work so well together and really make the story come alive. Anderson has an eye for the theatrical which makes it a engaging watch.

    #2 - Deep Rising (1998)


    Director: Stephen Sommers

    The ridiculous premise is goes full bore, utilizing the colorful characters, viciously nasty gore, impressive stunts and unusual setting to outstanding effect. Treat Williams has always made an excellent badass and here he's at his finest as the awesomely-named Finnegan. He chews the scenery and handles the cheesy one-liners with ease, particularly when he's toting a shotgun and/or riding a jet ski. Famke Janessen is the attractive love interest, and Kevin O'Connor is delightful as Finnegan's first mate Joey. As comic relief, his voice may get annoying, but he remains funny in small doses. The supporting cast of mercenaries is headed by Djimon Hounsou, Wes Studi, Cliff Curtis, Jason Flemyng and Clifton Powell. Their team of cocky, macho mercs is highly reminiscent of Aliens and Predator. The monster itself is creative and threatening, and the final showdown is everything you could hope for, especially the ending "jet ski monster chase", which is one of best and most original chase scenes I've had the pleasure of watching. Stephen Sommers (The Mummy, Van Helsing, G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra) always delivers, and this is one of his best!

     

    #3 - Demolition Man (1993)


    Director: Marco Brambilla

    That tagline: "The 21st Century's Most Dangerous Cop. The 21st Century's Most Ruthless Criminal. The Future Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Them." sells it from the get-go. I love this gleefully insane film. It really develops its concept in a fun and visually arresting way, providing action, humor and thrills in equal measure. Stallone at the height of his career, colliding with Snipes during his early 90's string of slick action roles makes for an over-the-top but satisfyingly entertaining sci-fi adventure. The supporting cast is well utilized, with Sandra Bullock in a sweet but sincere deputy role and Dennis Leary as a rat-burger-lovin' rebel. The set design, the cryo-facility and history museum in particular are very cool, and the futuristic gadgets give the film a dash of authenticity. Stallone & Snipes' old school muscle vs. new school technology is well-done, giving the film an edge with a hint of social commentary. It's this combination, all wrapped up in one shiny package, that makes it a pure gem that I wholeheartedly recommend. 

    #4 - Sphere (1998)

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    Director: Barry Levinson

    This was not well-received and I really don't understand why. The ensemble cast is terrific, with Dustin Hoffman and Sam Jackson turning in fun, believable performances. Jackson's voice electrifies Crichton's science-heavy dialogue, making the technical jargon interesting and more importantly, informative. Liev Schreiber, Peter Coyote and Sharon Stone all handle their roles well, though Stone can get annoying (which may be the point). As mentioned above, it touches upon one of my favorite sci-fi ideas: people's fear manifesting itself. It affords so many creative possibilities for insane fear scenarios a la Nightmare On Elm Street 3, or monstrous abominations in the vein of The Thing. This film takes the idea literally, as once you go inside the Sphere, you can manifest all sorts of things, not just fears. It affords a number of clever scenarios, the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea book immediately coming to mind. It does differ from the book in some ways, but nothing that I felt was particularly blasphemous. Crichton's writing style can be hard to translate into a solid screenplay, but Kurt Wimmer (who is a much better writer than director, save for Equilibrium) pulls it off nicely. The science-fiction and horror maintain a nice balance; the horror helped considerably by Elliot Goldenthal's brooding score and some nail-biting setpieces involving a variety of deadly marine life. Adam Greenberg's cinematography is just gorgeous to look at...I'm mean the guy did both Terminator films (two of my all-time favorites). Barry Levinson's adept direction and good pacing round out the docket. Sadly, most people don't remember this film, but it is one of Crichton's better adaptations and a damn fine sci-fi thriller.

    #5 - The Quiet Earth (1985)

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    Director: Geoff Murphy

    A poignant last man on Earth story featuring a fantastic performance from Bruno Lawrence. He's convincing and has a good screen presence, which is very important when it comes to films like this. The post-apocalyptic scenery is well-realized and impressive considering the small budget. The score is surprisingly epic and suits the mood nicely. The best part however is the cryptic, dream-like ending which showcases one of the most striking visuals I've ever seen.

    #6 - Screamers (1995)

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    Director: Christian Duguay

    While the poster is disappointing, the film is not. It's low budget but well-made sci-fi with a nifty premise and interesting identity themes. Peter Weller plays a war-weary soldier on a planet that's protected by machines called 'screamers' that hunt humans...and they're evolving. Some of the effect work is shoddy, but given the budgetary limitations I'm shocked with how much they pulled off.

    #7 - Galaxy of Terror (1981)

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    Director: Bruce D. Clark

    My favorite Roger Corman movie that deals with people's fears manifesting themselves yet again, this time on a mysterious planet. It's one of the finest B-movies ever produced, chock full of cool visuals, chunky gore and boobies galore. The cast, including future horror icons Robert Englund and Sid Haig, is totally game and the set design and effects by a young James Cameron gave us a glimpse of his ingenuity.

    #8 - Lifeforce (1985)

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    Director: Tobe Hooper

    This crazy space vampire movie from Tobe Hooper just doesn't get talked about enough. It has big ideas and executes them very well. The cast is solid, the special effects are stunning and the visuals and score are top-notch.

    #9 - The Faculty (1998)

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    Director: Robert Rodriguez

    A sci-fi horror gem in the vein of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. While it is a product of the 90's, a great cast (and I do mean GREAT...from Josh Hartnett's stoner scientist to the T-1000 himself all do an excellent job), cool ideas, nifty effects and a gnarly misanthropic vibe make this a worthwhile watch from one man film crew Robert Rodriguez.

    #10 - Soldier (1998)

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    Director: Paul W.S. Anderson

    Straight up sci-fi that utilizes a wonderful mix of potent action executed with practical effects and a nifty survival/retribution storyline. Kurt Russell doesn't say much as Todd, but he doesn't have to. He is a soldier through and through, letting his bravery and instincts take charge. He's joined by Gary Busey being pretty much himself and Jason Issacs as a sniveling military twat. And I'll always remember Jason Scott-Lee as the evil, scarred counterpart to Russell's supposedly-obsolete character because he also recently played Mowgli in the live action adaptation of The Jungle Book.

    One of my favorite aspects is the set design and extensive use of practical effects. The trash planet set, crudely built from scrap and junk, is impressive and the gargantuan crawlers always fascinated me as a kid. I always really enjoyed movies with cool military weapons and futuristic technology. Uniquely, this came out in the tail-end of the 90's where CGI was beginning to take hold and overrun the industry, but a lot of directors were able to secure modest budgets in the range of $30 to $65 million which they used to construct huge sets and crazy vehicles with elaborate special effects involved. I miss that age of big-budget 90's action flicks.

    Anywho, the end is a wild First Blood-style battle where Todd employs guerrilla warfare and booby traps to pick off his foes one by one. It's delightfully creative and satisfying to watch. People give Paul W.S. Anderson so much shit but he always knew how to stage and shoot a good action scene.

    #11 - Dark Angel (1990)

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    Director: ?

    A pure 80's movie packed with ridiculous one-liners and alien ass-kicking by Dolph Lundgren. The bad guy is an alien who shoots sawblades and repeatedly whispers "I come in peace" hence the title. The less said the better, just watch it. Alternately known as Dark Angel, which just doesn't compare.

    #12 - Cube (1997)


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    Director: Vincenzo Natali

    Low-budget, high concept science fiction about people trapped in a giant Rubik's cube of booby-trapped rooms that dice, melt and dismember those who trigger them. Love this one.

    #13 - Phantoms (1998)

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    Director: Joe Chapelle

    This groovy flick has bad reputation for reasons I'm not clear on. It features a very cool concept and a pretty good cast. It sets up it dreadful atmosphere well with the deserted town and eerie occurrences, strikingly similar to Stephen King. It has some nice nods to The Thing too. I dig the hell out of Phantoms.

    #14 - Pandorum (2009)

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    Director: Christian Alvart

    Superb sound design and a claustrophobic setting enhance this space horror film. It's packed with cool ideas and a few great performances. This is one that just doesn't get talked about or praised enough.

    #15 - Hardware (1990)


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    Director: Richard Stanley

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